The reviews are over and the verdict is out.... thanks for your votes and you can read the comments left below. Look for the book Space Scurvy - The Two Islands of Captain Culpepper coming out in February.
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What can I say.... I'm really more of a Zombie fan than a Vampire fan but this was one vamp movie I really enjoyed. I know it's not a "new" movie per say, or at least not "hot off the press" like some of the others I've reviewed, but I had to mention it because as far as Vampire movies go it was a good one. With the recent Vamp craze there have been some shiners and some stinkers. The series True Blood for example has given the vamp genre a refreshing shot in the arm, but movies like those teenybopper chick-flick cookie cutter vampire movies that have come out recently they have made me want to drive a steak through my heart. However, I digress... This movie was a really interesting and delightful twist on the Vamp genre in my opinion and I personally enjoyed it a lot. If they had thrown in some zombies it would have been heaven for me. I have to agree with the movie poster. This movie was ORIGINAL, and SCARY and CERTAINLY ACTION PACKED. An absolute 'must see' for the vampire fans out there.
What can I say... being a cyborg space pirate myself I could identify with these people. But that doesn't change the fact that although this was a pretty non stop action packed movie that had you on the edge of your seat for a while, it ended up turning into one of those "What the Hell" kinds of story lines. The "Suspension of disbelief" is one thing, but COME ON! I love gore as much as the next guy but people being cut open and having body parts yanked out like changing a carburetor on your lawn mower was just gross, even to me. Also, I don't want to put any spoilers out there but the end of this movie just got way too gross and way too stupid for me. There is no way a human being could survive what these two people did and then the twist ending? Please.... can you say STUPID? Anyway if you're a young girl crushing on Jude Law or a gay man who has th hots for him, maybe you should go see it for the "Eye Candy" factor, but as for me, I wanted my money back after seeing this flick.
I normally only watch and review Horror movies as it is my genre of choice, but in some ways this movie was a horror movie... at least it was pretty horrible. In my humble Space Pirate opinion, this movie should have been called The Last Brain Bender.... or the Last Gut Churner... or even better yet it would have been great if it were The Last M. Night Shyamalan movie, which would have been great for all you non M. Night Shyamalan lovers out there. Anyway I digress.... this movie was not much more than a CGI extravaganza and in my opinion that's about all it had going for it. I have to admit that young actor Noah Ringer who played Aang, the last air bender, did a great job, but it's ashamed he had to debut his talent in a crappy movie like this. I am not a fan of the cartoon simply because I have not seen it, but from what I have heard from those whom I know that are, they hated it too. So if you want to see the movie and you are a fan of the Nickelodeon series, be prepared to be disappointed. The Story was convoluted and hard to "get" in my opinion and probably relied way too much on viewers having to be fans of the cartoon.
If you loved those old late 70's and early 80's horror movies about various and sundry creepy crawlies that band together and wreak havoc on humanity you will probably love this flick. When I watched this movie I kept having De'ja'Vu. I was feeling like I had to have seen this movie before. But honestly once I got into it I really didn't care. I really enjoyed it. I will say however it is not for the weak of heart or squeamish individual who gets weak in the knees at the sight of blood. I also didn't watch the 3D version as I really don't like 3D. It gives me headaches. I thought the story was a bit cliche' but it was still enjoyable with a surprisingly recognizable cast that you couldn't help watching. there were a few "what the heck was the writer thinking" moments but all in all I couldn't help but enjoy it. Also look out for a delightful little twist at the end that I certainly didn't see coming. So grab your popcorn and your date and have a good time at this fun little horror fest.

